Although people are all over the spectrum on the topic of abortion, the recent huge push by the left to for late term abortions, as well as the blatant infantcide of abortion survivors has even pro-choice people questioning the logic lately.
Being the right wing troll that I am, I often run into the same faulty arguments over and over, that are made up to defend it. Now, I can’t help you win an argument with an irrational fucking idiot, but I can help you debunk the following common excuses laid out by pro-abortionists. I’ve even included screenshots just in case you didn’t believe how stupid people actually could be about it.
1. “What if a condom breaks, or preventative birth control fails! They should just be forced to have a baby?!”
Lets keep it real, it’s usually user error…but it still happens nonetheless. They should immediately take Plan B which is a strong dose of birth control, good up to 3 days after an accident. You shouldn’t get to kill your baby just because you couldn’t bother to make it to a Walgreens or free clinic in time.
2. “What if they can’t afford Plan B!”
Last I checked the $40 it was for Plan B was cheaper than the hundreds it costs for an abortion. The only reason Planned Parenthood pushes for the latter is because there’s more profit behind it….especially if it’s subsidized by donations from rich people wanting to help kill poor women’s babies. They also double dip and make money selling the baby parts for science, and don’t say they don’t…they’ve literally been caught on camera all over the place. Look it up yourself if you don’t believe me.
3. “What about rape!!! You’d force a woman to have a rapist’s baby?”
Most pro-lifers are willing to make an exception in this case, and even the strictest heartbeat bill still allows for a month and a half gestation to pass to do something about it. It’s interesting to point out that the baby is also completely innocent of the situation. Nevertheless, rape victims should be immediately checked out anyway to receive Plan B…as well as anti-virals and other precautions and testing for her own safety and the safety of her future partners. Only 1.7% of abortions fall under this category, so to rest the whole pro-abortion argument solely on rape is very misleading.
4. “What about incest!!!”
Yea, about that….it’s even less uncommon than rape….and easily provable by DNA testing when it’s suspected. The problem is Planned Parenthood often protects cases of underage molestation and incest by not asking questions and ignoring men who keep bringing their underage daughters in for multiple abortions. They’d rather make repeat profit off that than actually report it to CPS and help these poor young girls.
5. “Unwanted children end up abused and become violent criminals.”
Thanks for the heads up Nostradamus, you should hit up Vegas this week while you’re at it. What are you, God? A lot of people were conceived by “accident” including me, and we turned out just fine. People who are abusive parents are pieces of shit and are always going to be pieces of shit. It doesn’t just happen because they’re pregnant. I know a lot of good people that came from some really bad parents….they still deserved a chance.
6. “Unwanted children are better off dead.”
Well that escalated quickly. My friends that were adopted however would beg to differ with you, bro. Last I checked, they were pretty siked to be alive and adopted into a loving home.
7. “Abortion is the exact same thing as a miscarriage.”
Except one is a tragic life event you can’t control, and the other is a conscious decision. No woman I know would ever refer to their miscarriage as an abortion, as it implies there was choice on her part.
8. “Abortion actually “saves” women’s lives.
Haha, yea…whose? Feminists in particular often forget that half of all the children aborted are indeed female….they conveniently choose to ignore that fact, when arguing about women’s rights. Also, even clinical abortions are not without risks. Planned Parenthood wants you to think abortions are simple and safe….they really aren’t. Especially if you do plan to have a family later down the road.
9. “If it’s not viable outside the body than it doesn’t count as life!”
Except when it is. While I personally believe that life starts upon conception and implantation…I will except this argument if it means the person is absolutely against any abortion after 22 weeks (5 1/2 months) and that the cut off should keep being pushed back further as technology and medical advances continue to allow premature infants to survive longer outside the womb. Definitely not later, like the left is trying now. They will almost never agree to this though, and you can simply point out their hypocrisy if they don’t.
10. “But animals abort their young all the time, it’s natural if the female is in a bad position to have it.”
Yea, they sometimes lose a pregnancy due to natural stresses or periods of malnutrition….animals don’t call up Planned Parenthood and pay someone to rip it out. Sometimes animals like rabbits and hamsters panic and eat their own young too……does that make it right or “natural” and ok? What’s your fucking point, seriously.
11. “It’s none of your business! End of story!”
So…..crimes don’t count unless it happens to me personally? Civilized society would beg to differ.
12. “Guns kill children! Why don’t you care about that instead!”
Because guns also save lives everyday. Abortion ALWAYS ends in a death. What’s your point?
13. “But what if abortion is needed to save the woman’s life!”
That was always legal, even before Roe v. Wade. No one’s saying let her die, it’s always been a decision made between a woman and her doctor. Late term complications result in induced labor not abortion to save the mother’s life. Unless the baby was dying or already dead what would be the purpose of an abortion at that point anyway?
14. “If a baby can’t survive on its own, than it doesn’t count as life!”
Sadly we’re not just arguing about viability outside the womb, but we have to argue about late term and abortion surviving infants now. No baby can survive on it’s own, it’s a fucking baby. By that definition every woman has a right to throw their young children out the window seeing as they “can’t survive without them anyway.” Do you not honestly see the horror in this? Seriously.
15. “If you’re against abortion…then how many kids have you adopted?”
Huh? Is that really the argument here? “You better take care of my baby or I’ll kill it?” We have measures in place already so yea, it’ll get taken care of by either charity or my tax dollars. That doesn’t change how stupid that argument is or how often I hear it.
16. “You can’t be for the death penalty and be against abortion.”
Oh yes I can. There’s one huge, glaring difference there, lady….
It’s amazing how the left defends murderers and terrorists more than they do innocent, unborn babies.
17. “Why are you so against it? It’s the same thing as getting your period every month!”
WTF, lady? I’m the one that needs to read a biology book? It’s just half a DNA code until an egg is fertilized, did no one have “the talk” with you?
18. “You want the government to tell you what to do with your body??!”
No, I want the government to tell me what I can’t do to other people’s body….like they already have laws for. It’s not “just her body” it’s the baby’s body too. You don’t get to kill another human being because it happens to be dependent on you.
19. “But if abortions are restricted, then women will die in back allies!!!”
Ultimately, you can never really stop a pregnant woman from throwing herself down the stairs, shooting junk in her veins…..but it doesn’t mean we have to be the ones to HELP her harm or kill her baby….and I DEFINITELY don’t need to be paying for it.
20. “You’re only pro-life because you’re a racist bigot!”
Huh? Is that an actual argument?
Planned Parenthood was founded in eugenics because Margaret Sanger wanted to cut down on the number of black babies that were born, but yea…pro-lifers are “bigots” even though we’re fighting to save ALL babies. Plus, that sign is all of stupid.
21. “Well if I’m going to be forced to be responsible for my baby, then you have to take care of it!”
First off, my taxes already go toward taking care of lower income families with children, between all the welfare, WIC, food stamps, government housing, etc.
Secondly, you lazy ho. Try being an adult and take advantage of all that free preventative birth control my taxes also go towards subsidizing for you.
22. “All babies are better off dead, than living in this cruel world anyway.”
Oh ok, so you’re insane?
Yea, I don’t think I even have to debunk this one. If the world is that bad, why doesn’t this guy just kill himself? Oh that’s right, because it’s not.
Look, I don’t know what’s going on in this country right now. Instead of rolling back how late you can have an abortion because of advances in technology the Left is pushing it for even later. Even pro-choice people are having a hard time trying to figure out what scag of a female waits 9 months to have an abortion. They are questioning the arguments for it and are finally seeing all the holes. I fear the only reason the Left is pushing for it is that Planned Parenthood is a lobbying monster. Why do they “need” donations and money from the government to supposedly keep their doors open….just to turn around and pay off politicians by the MILLIONS. I swear they’re pushing for late term abortions only because the organs they sell will be older, bigger, and worth more to “science” or whoever the hell they’re selling it to.
You can’t convert people by screaming at them, quoting the Lord, or calling them baby killers. You have to debate and educate them. There’s a lot of misinformation out there, and pro-lifers face an uphill battle on liberal social media outlets as it is…I know, I’m one of them.
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