“Woke” Social Justice Warriors Can’t Understand Why No One Wants to Date Their Non-Binary Genderfluid Pansexual Friends

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I honestly don’t care how consenting adults want to live their lives, you can do whatever you want until you start making demands on me or other people. Personally, I feel like they’ve made it way more complicated and redundant than it needs to be though…like, where did all these other fucking letters after LGBT come from?

But I’ve seen several articles written by leftists that are sad because their pansexual binary genderfluid queer trans-species friends can’t get laid…like, “Gee, I wonder why…..”

Apparently VICE thinks it’s cause you’re all homophobic bigots….

https://www.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/wjq99z/why-cant-my-famous-gender-nonconforming-friends-get-laid

I feel like the Left is constantly having a “Who’s the most unfuckable” contest going on….but yea, apparently we’re all bigots because most of us are actually discriminatory about who we sleep with and god forbid we want an honest answer about the plumbing down there.

Didn’t you know that even gay people having physical sexual preferences is “racist” yo?

Thanks MTV for keeping us all “woke.”

So let’s take a stroll through some of these insufferable dating profiles (that I can’t believe these people so proudly made public) and try to figure out where they might be going wrong…

Yea, that’ll do for eyebrows. Look, I’m not saying Lain’s confused here, but he does manage to refer to himself as both asexual, plural, and male in just one line of writing. Pretty sure those are all supposed to be different things. Kinda looks like Behop from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles though…

Trans girl robot? Robot? Ash looks like every kid that ever came into the Hot Topic I worked at in 1997…

Yea, if you’re one of those “flag waving” weirdos that love the country they live in just move along…..no time for intolerance in this Japanime cartoon’s life…

No, boys do not get periods. Man, being a social justice warrior ages these people hard…

Yes, scary Kabuki woman, I think we do know what “special” kind of lady means…not to be “shallow” but what’s with the Cholla lip liner?

How can you be both and neither genders at the same time? See, this is how I know they’re just making shit up to be complicated for no reason. Shame the world will be short one more Disability Studies major….

Nice shirt bro, “Suck your own dick?” I can tell by those feminist bangs that says she’d be the first to get offended if a guy used that word. Man, I hope the “dog freak” part isn’t literal…

This isn’t from a dating site, but it’s still an insufferable public profile…

You are not clever nor cute because you obnoxiously demand people use phe/per pronouns, plural ones were bad enough. You are also not a fucking owl. I don’t know what “libfem” means and I don’t care, they are clearly making this up as they go along….

People are not “transphobic” or bigoted just because they are not attracted to you. That’s just life. The insufferable and over-complicated dating profiles you dreamt up aren’t helping either. I’m not even sure how these people can stand themselves, nevermind eachother. You can’t gain 300 lbs, cut shitty bangs, and draw “X’s” on for eyebrows and expect the average person to be attracted to that. Try growing up and developing an actual personality…..

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